Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Elf Artificer Druid without jeopardizing the health and

without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER

Set: Alpha Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {0} {T}

Set: Grand Prix Promos Type: Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Mythic Cost: {5} Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield

Set: Fifth Edition Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{W}{W} Enchant land you control

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Elf Artificer Druid without jeopardizing the health andSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .